Pornhub’s Wankband is Going Viral!

Our friends over at Pornhub have cracked the energy crisis after tapped into one of the world’s great unused reservoirs of energy.

That’s right – the furious wrists of internet masturbators could help the planet! Pornhub have decided to call their gizmo the ‘Wankband’.

The site urges users to ‘Create dirty energy,’ by wearing the Wankband while they,.. well you get it.
They have urged users to come up with their own ideas using the hashtag #wankband.

Our favourite quote was

‘Everyday, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment. At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself.’

Stop Jacking Off & Start Jacking On!